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evilmario666:

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

smoqueen:

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fucked all night, sucking those pussy lips like a fiend, squirting all over my couch… and of course i awake thinking of cloyster

tagged: ✧poetic 

batmanshole:

stoppppp posting pictures of food bro i’m so hungry i could eat a. fluttershy cover your ears. i’m so hungry i could eat a horse man.

rachelreindeer:

weighted blanket isn’t enough i need a girl to lay on me

italianeyes:

marvel stop ITTTTTTTT. STOP making movies. like for real stoppppp

just-sans-things:

if 9/11 was such a big deal they wouldve made a 9/11 2 with cool effects and lots of sexy women

just-sans-things:

LOOK OUT i cut open my kids candy bar and found throw up in it. STAY SAFE